Maybe I smile too much, maybe I wear too much pink

I don't know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems.

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lickystickypickywe:

typicoyle:briemixx:noobjake:

That is awesome

Mind blown. Geeks will inherit (and always have been inheriting) the world.

What is this black magic fuckery what?

Dear Santa. Can I have a Makey Makey this year?

(Source: videohall)

wugs:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article: Why Loki Won in the Avengers.  Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

[Major spoilers. Obviously. Also rampant speculation that more than likely won’t come to fruition.]
This is fabulous, and I actually hope it is accurate and comes to fruition. It’s convoluted as fuck, but it makes SO much more sense for Loki and Thanos. The Other, in his post-credit report to Thanos, is meaningless. The Other and the Chitauri might not even come back in Thor 2 or Avengers 2.
My only question is when will we see this play out? Obviously it’d have to be Thor 2 or Avengers 2. But I think Thanos is going to have to be the big baddie for Avengers 2; nothing else is big enough to unite the team (and hopefully *ahem* a few more). So what’s Thor 2? Obviously we’re going to need to see what happens to Loki in terms of his punishment for the transgressions against Midgard. How long before this theory, if correct, comes out? Is it played down and simmering in the background while an entire other plot goes on?
That must be it. We’ve still got some loose ends with Jane. (According to the viewer, Thor and Jane haven’t reunited yet. Odin sent Thor after Loki, and he really didn’t have time to see her. Recall that Coulson relocated Jane for her protection in the Avengers.) The Bifröst is still broken and Heimdall is, like, what, meandering around Asgard, casting his sight to the far reaches of Yggdrasil without really being able to do anything? Plus I’m sure there’s going to be more development with Sif and the Warriors Three.
Okay, so I’m hoping this happens. But God, if Thanos gets his hands on the Infinity Gauntlet, expect some fucking crazy shit. It has the ability to undo deaths, so we might see lots of beloved characters go down before they get brought back.
I am not going to be emotionally prepared—WAIT. I JUST SAID UNDO DEATHS. I wonder if that’s how Coulson comes back? C’mon, any theory is valid at this point.

wugs:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article:

Why Loki Won in the Avengers.

Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

[Major spoilers. Obviously. Also rampant speculation that more than likely won’t come to fruition.]

This is fabulous, and I actually hope it is accurate and comes to fruition. It’s convoluted as fuck, but it makes SO much more sense for Loki and Thanos. The Other, in his post-credit report to Thanos, is meaningless. The Other and the Chitauri might not even come back in Thor 2 or Avengers 2.

My only question is when will we see this play out? Obviously it’d have to be Thor 2 or Avengers 2. But I think Thanos is going to have to be the big baddie for Avengers 2; nothing else is big enough to unite the team (and hopefully *ahem* a few more). So what’s Thor 2? Obviously we’re going to need to see what happens to Loki in terms of his punishment for the transgressions against Midgard. How long before this theory, if correct, comes out? Is it played down and simmering in the background while an entire other plot goes on?

That must be it. We’ve still got some loose ends with Jane. (According to the viewer, Thor and Jane haven’t reunited yet. Odin sent Thor after Loki, and he really didn’t have time to see her. Recall that Coulson relocated Jane for her protection in the Avengers.) The Bifröst is still broken and Heimdall is, like, what, meandering around Asgard, casting his sight to the far reaches of Yggdrasil without really being able to do anything? Plus I’m sure there’s going to be more development with Sif and the Warriors Three.

Okay, so I’m hoping this happens. But God, if Thanos gets his hands on the Infinity Gauntlet, expect some fucking crazy shit. It has the ability to undo deaths, so we might see lots of beloved characters go down before they get brought back.

I am not going to be emotionally prepared—WAIT. I JUST SAID UNDO DEATHS. I wonder if that’s how Coulson comes back? C’mon, any theory is valid at this point.

Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:

edfreemaybe:


Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
Stephen Colbert: 12,000
Kathy Griffin: 5,000
Ian Gomez: 4,000
Jeff Davis: 3,300
Josie Lawrence: 3000
Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500
Patrick Bristow: 1,000
Robin Williams: 1,000
Kathy Kinney: 50

the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple twenty-step guide to NOT DYING in the unlikely event that a zombie apocalypse ravages humanity:
  1. IN THE EVENT OF AN ACTUAL APOCALYPTIC SITUATION, ASSUME THAT THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE GOING TO STOP WORKING: running water (this includes toilets); anything that relies on electricity (this includes gas pumps); anything that relies on natural gas lines (this includes gas stoves/central heat); basically, anything that relies on there being a factory of some variety at the other end of thing you want to make do stuff. THAT’S ALL GONNA BREAK. THIS INCLUDES THE INTERNET. Thus, the most important thing to do in the event of a zombie apocalypse is: 
  2. RESEARCH. For as long as you possess the internet, do everything you can to learn as much as possible. Research edible/medicinal plants (or seriously, go into a bookstore and loot your shit a guidebook, they’re not large, they sell little tiny ones, you can put it in your pocket, WHY DOES EVERYONE IN EVERY ZOMBIE MOVIE NOT DO THIS). Research, from available information, how the zombies work/which of their senses are functional—for example, if they operate largely by smell, you want to work on smelling not alive. If they operate largely by sight, DON’T LIGHT FIRES AT NIGHT. And speaking of fires…

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